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  • Jan
    20

    By Geoff Lepper
    48minutes.net

    OAKLAND — In five career games against the Warriors, Kevin Durant has already authored 42- and 41-point performances. Stephen Jackson wants to make certain that doesn’t happen again.

    Jackson said that with Jamal Crawford, who’s averaging 25.9 points per game in January, and Corey Maggette, who’s putting up 24.0 ppg in his new reserve role, holding down the fort on offense, he can go back to putting his emphasis at the defensive end.

    And with Oklahoma City coming to Oracle Arena on Wednesday, that makes Jackson’s next target Durant.

    “At the start of the season I got caught up with trying to make too many plays every time, because I felt like I didn’t have enough help,” Jackson said. “And that caused me to have a poor shooting percentage, more turnovers. Now, I can come down four or five times in a game and not even touch the ball, and we’re still scoring, and just play D. That’s definitely helped me contribute to me playing the whole all-around game on both ends of the court . . . I’m not as tired.”

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  • Dec
    29

    By Geoff Lepper
    48minutes.net

    By now, you’ve undoubtedly read Marcus Thompson’s blog item regarding the report from Stephen Jackson that Baron Davis wants to be traded back to the Bay less than six months after bolting to go back home.

    Aside from the usual eye-rolling that comes with most Baron pronouncements, there’s a very specific and immoveable obstacle to this scenario: BD can’t seriously think that the Warriors (i.e., team president Robert Rowell) — who didn’t want to be on the hook for four fully guaranteed years because of concerns about Davis’ health and motivation — are suddenly going to be willing to pay for FIVE seasons.

    Here, then, is a helpful guide to 30 things more likely to happen than Baron Davis coming back to the Bay:

    1) Barack Obama arrives at the White House on the afternoon of Jan. 20, spots George Bush ducking out the back door, tosses him the keys and says, “You can keep it. I just got Hank Paulson’s last report, and I’m outta here.”

    2) Tracy McGrady and Vince Carter each play 82 games — in the same season.

    3) Clay Bennett goes bankrupt and the City of Seattle picks up the Thunder for $42,598 plus court costs in an Oklahoma City repo auction.

    4) Warrior fans make it through a broadcast without being reminded that they’re missing (insert number here) points per game.

    5) Larry Brown quits the Bobcats out of sheer frustration with Sean May.

    (Wait, that one could actually happen.)

    6) The L wakes up to the fact that Kevin Garnett has crossed the line from “hard-nosed” to “wantonly overaggressive” and finally takes some punitive action.

    7) Allen Iverson takes two weeks off from the Pistons, undergoes 274 laser treatments and comes back without any tattoos.

    8 ) Jose Calderon misses a free throw. But only one.

    9) Gilbert Arenas announces that he’s quitting the NBA to switch to blogging full-time.

    10) Jamal Crawford starts to play lockdown defense.

    11) Barry Bonds is named the San Francisco Giants’ new strength and conditioning coach.

    12) Kobe Bryant drops 71 on the Suns, then tells a live ABC audience: “Shaq, your ass taste like chicken. At least, that’s what Steve Nash said.”

    13) Al Harrington tells Jackson that he’d like to come back to the Warriors, too.

    14) Erick Dampier acknowledges that he hasn’t played up to the seven-year, $73 million deal he signed in 2004 and gives Mark Cuban an oversized posterboard check for $30 million in a halftime ceremony at a Mavericks home game.

    15) Cuban’s attorneys immediately take half as a retainer.

    16) The San Jose Sharks…

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