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    30

    How To Lose Fake Money And Real Credibility, Part 34

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    (Today’s installment of your faithful reporter’s quest to prognosticate all 1,230 NBA regular-season games this season.)

    Trail Blazers (11-6) at Pistons (10-5), 12:05 p.m.
    Pick: Trail Blazers +4

    Hey Blazers, trust me from personal fantasy-league experience: Mike Conley is not the answer.

    Bulls (7-9) at 76ers (7-9), 2:05 p.m.
    Pick: Bulls +6

    I got a packet of free razors in the mail as a promotional item. Would it help Drew Gooden if I sent them to him?

    Rockets (11-6) at Nuggets (11-6), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Nuggets -4.5

    Whoops. I was wrong, J.R. Smith is doing knuckleheaded things. He’s just doing it more quietly than Allen Iverson.

    Nets (8-7) at Suns (11-6), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Suns -9

    The Nets are really above .500? Seriously?

    Raptors (8-7) at Lakers (13-1), 6:35 p.m.
    Pick: Lakers -12.5

    The Lake Show is only 3-3 as a double-digit favorite.

    Yesterday: 6-5
    Season record: 122-121-3

    – Geoff

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