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    How To Lose Fake Money And Real Credibility, Part 33

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    (Today’s installment of your faithful reporter’s quest to prognosticate all 1,230 NBA regular-season games this season comes as he has finally hit the .500 mark for the first time in weeks.)

    Warriors (5-11) at Knicks (7-8), 4:35 p.m.
    Pick: Knicks +1.5

    It flies in the face of reason, given the Knicks’ tank job, but I just can’t bring myself to pick a team that seems to be on the edge of a potential meltdown.

    Pacers (6-9) at Magic (12-4), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Pacers +7.5

    Mickael Pietrus is one of those guys who just can’t seem to stay healthy, unfortunately.

    Hawks (9-6) at Wizards (2-11), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Hawks +1.5

    Andray Blatche is all, “When do we get to play the Warriors again?”

    Celtics (15-2) at Bobcats (5-10), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Bobcats +9

    Charlotte still doesn’t have a winning streak this season. Unfortunately, this game is not going to fill that void.

    Nuggets (10-6) at Timberwolves (4-10), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Nuggets -5.5

    Hey, J.R. Smith hasn’t done anything truly knuckleheaded for at least a few weeks. That might be Chauncey Billups’ biggest contribution of all.

    Thunder (1-16) at Grizzlies (4-12), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Grizzlies -8

    Any team that runs its entire offense off of Chris Wilcox on the left block — as OKC did on Friday against Minnesota — is doomed to failure.

    Spurs (9-6) at Rockets (10-6), 5:35 p.m.
    Pick: Spurs +2.5

    If San Antonio doesn’t ever slip, how will they “luck” into their next great big man?

    Cavaliers (13-3) at Bucks (7-11), 6:05 p.m.
    Pick: Cavaliers -7

    If it comes to this in the spring: I like my crow served medium-rare, with lots of salt and pepper.

    Nets (7-7) at Jazz (11-6), 6:05 p.m.
    Pick: Jazz -8

    I can’t tell which stat is more astounding: That the grinding, take-no-prisoners Jazz are 14th in the league in defensive efficiency, or that the Nets are 29th and still employ Lawrence Frank.

    Mavericks (7-8) at Kings (5-13), 7:05 p.m.
    Pick: Mavericks -4.5

    Do the Kings still get home-court advantage as they play in front of thousands of empty seats?

    Heat (8-8) at Clippers (2-13), 7:35 p.m.
    Pick: Heat -2.5

    Honestly, the Clippers started off as 1.5-point favorites? Can’t believe I missed that.

    Yesterday: 7-4
    Season record: 116-116-3

    – Geoff

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