» Blog Archive » How To Lose Fake Money And Real Credibility, Part 30
  • Nov
    26

    How To Lose Fake Money And Real Credibility, Part 30

    Filed under: HTLFMARC;

    (Today’s installment of your faithful reporter’s quest to prognosticate all 1,230 NBA regular-season games this season)

    Warriors (5-9) at Celtics (13-2), 4:35 p.m.
    Pick: Celtics -12.5

    aka “Patrick O’Bryant: The Vengeance”

    Bucks (7-9) at Hawks (8-5), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Bucks +8

    I still love the Hawks, but they’re killing my winning percentage.

    Thunder (1-14) at Cavaliers (11-3), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Cavaliers -15.5

    You just know Joe Smith is going to be looking over at his former Cleveland teammates with puppy-dog eyes, begging to be let back in.

    Bobcats (4-9) at Raptors (6-7), 4:05 p.m.
    Pick: Bobcats +8.5

    Jason Richardson’s return should spell the end of Raymond Felton’s days as a starter, one would think.

    Magic (10-4) at 76ers (7-7), 4:35 p.m.
    Pick: Magic +5

    Is Jameer Nelson’s absence really worth this much of a spread? Well, if you say so.

    Knicks (7-7) at Pistons (8-5), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Pistons -13

    Operation Lottery Winner is in full effect.

    Suns (10-5) at Timberwolves (3-9), 5:05 p.m.
    Pick: Suns -4

    Al Jefferson, school’s back in session.

    Pacers (5-8) at Rockets (10-5), 5:35 p.m.
    Pick: Pacers +8

    Ron Artest is 11-for-36 against the Pacers since being run out of town in 2006. There’s no reason he can’t continue in that same vein.

    Bulls (7-8) at Spurs (7-6), 5:35 p.m.
    Pick: Bulls +7

    The greatness that is Larry Hughes knows no bounds.

    Grizzlies (4-10) at Jazz (9-6), 6:05 p.m.
    Pick: Grizzlies +9.5

    Memphis is 4-3 in its last seven games in Salt Lake City? Seriously?

    Heat (7-7) at Trail Blazers (9-6), 7:05 p.m.
    Pick: Trail Blazers -7.5

    What happened to all that Greg Oden, Rookie of the Year talk?

    Nets (6-7) at Kings (5-11), 7:05 p.m.
    Pick: Nets +3

    This is only the fifth time all season the Kings have been a favorite. No. 6 should come sometime in mid-January.

    Nuggets (9-5) at Clippers (2-12), 7:35 p.m.
    Pick: Nuggets -4.5

    Zach Randolph? Marcus Camby? Chris Kaman? How about “No Difference?”

    Yesterday: 1-4
    Season record: 98-108-3

    – Geoff

2 Responses to “How To Lose Fake Money And Real Credibility, Part 30”

  1. At least Oden’s going to start from now until his time next month.

  2. Awaiting your analysis on last night’s game ;-)

Leave a Reply

Subscribe